- Hair Color: Brown
- Eye Color: Brown
- Trademark: I don't know
I dress normal.
My kids are amazing.
My dad's a deadbeat. I don't ever want to see him.
Unknown dad of childrenEdit
Eh, I don't know 'im.
I don't even know.
I was born in Cali. Been here my whole life.
I don't know.
- People say I look like brown-haired Ashley Tisdale.
- I'm a directioner, although no one else at this school is.
- I have two kids - Thomas and Alison - who I had at age 14.
- My favorite season is Spring.
- I don't have many friends.
- I don't know my dad, and neither do my kids. (I mean they don't know their dad)
- I'm a downer.
- I watch The Big Bang Theory too hard.
- I sit in front of the TV too much